<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-965162458697667998</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:43:47.802-04:00</updated><category term='Ergyle&apos;s Words of Wisdom'/><category term='You&apos;ve Been Ergyled'/><title type='text'>You've Been Ergyled!</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ergyled.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/965162458697667998/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ergyled.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>....</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04058122889350865530</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-965162458697667998.post-8639856705092631555</id><published>2008-12-30T06:09:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T06:31:48.603-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ergyle&apos;s Words of Wisdom'/><title type='text'>Ergyle's Words of Wisdom</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;"You get up, you shut up, and you hump yourself dry."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow. What could this mean? I have pondered all night but I am only human and may never fully comprehend the wisdom of Ergyle. He whispered this in my ear when I was complaining about being cold while standing on the roof barefoot and smoking a cigarette at 5:00 am. If you ever find yourself in that position, just remember to get up, shut up, and hump yourself dry! It's that easy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/965162458697667998-8639856705092631555?l=ergyled.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ergyled.blogspot.com/feeds/8639856705092631555/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ergyled.blogspot.com/2008/12/ergyles-words-of-wisdom.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/965162458697667998/posts/default/8639856705092631555'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/965162458697667998/posts/default/8639856705092631555'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ergyled.blogspot.com/2008/12/ergyles-words-of-wisdom.html' title='Ergyle&apos;s Words of Wisdom'/><author><name>....</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04058122889350865530</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-965162458697667998.post-6230555493308393679</id><published>2008-12-30T06:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T06:32:37.521-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='You&apos;ve Been Ergyled'/><title type='text'>The Second Luckiest Man in the World</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XxyqrSu9zpY/SVoDHVIma9I/AAAAAAAAAAU/xuJgXM5lrWQ/s1600-h/156.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285540537139882962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XxyqrSu9zpY/SVoDHVIma9I/AAAAAAAAAAU/xuJgXM5lrWQ/s400/156.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; This is the second luckiest man in the world: Callaway. He was Ergyled shortly after Kyle. He appeared to be dreaming of a Chilean sea monster attacking him with a spoon the size of the Titanic... or atleast thats what I assumed from the look on his face. It's rare Ergyle strikes twice in one night but we aren't complaining.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/965162458697667998-6230555493308393679?l=ergyled.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ergyled.blogspot.com/feeds/6230555493308393679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ergyled.blogspot.com/2008/12/second-luckiest-man-in-world.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/965162458697667998/posts/default/6230555493308393679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/965162458697667998/posts/default/6230555493308393679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ergyled.blogspot.com/2008/12/second-luckiest-man-in-world.html' title='The Second Luckiest Man in the World'/><author><name>....</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04058122889350865530</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XxyqrSu9zpY/SVoDHVIma9I/AAAAAAAAAAU/xuJgXM5lrWQ/s72-c/156.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-965162458697667998.post-411002722705030899</id><published>2008-12-30T06:00:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T06:33:05.017-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='You&apos;ve Been Ergyled'/><title type='text'>The First Person to be Ergyled: The Luckiest Man in The World</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XxyqrSu9zpY/SVoAIlEXw3I/AAAAAAAAAAM/LQGiNcc70Dw/s1600-h/152.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285537260062098290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XxyqrSu9zpY/SVoAIlEXw3I/AAAAAAAAAAM/LQGiNcc70Dw/s400/152.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div&gt;This is Kyle and he is the first person to be officially Ergyled. He was just minding his own business dreaming of eating cereal while listening to Yanni when he was suddenly Ergyled. Not sure why Ergyle picked this lucky guy as his first victim but its truly an honor. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/965162458697667998-411002722705030899?l=ergyled.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ergyled.blogspot.com/feeds/411002722705030899/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://ergyled.blogspot.com/2008/12/first-person-to-be-ergyled-luckiest-man.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/965162458697667998/posts/default/411002722705030899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/965162458697667998/posts/default/411002722705030899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ergyled.blogspot.com/2008/12/first-person-to-be-ergyled-luckiest-man.html' title='The First Person to be Ergyled: The Luckiest Man in The World'/><author><name>....</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04058122889350865530</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XxyqrSu9zpY/SVoAIlEXw3I/AAAAAAAAAAM/LQGiNcc70Dw/s72-c/152.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
